WOW. Fun&LOL, Посмеемся вместе

В этой теме предлагаю складывать всякий веселый материал, связанный с WOW. Вот для затравки про дру.

ЗЫ: Прошу только комментарии выражать где угодно, но только не здесь. (как пример - в системе репометания )

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Забавный ролик дуэли Warlock (26) vs Paladin (31) - 26 метров.

http://www.guildvsguild.com/images/warlock26_paladin31.gif

Битва толпа на толпу 73.6 метров

http://www.guildvsguild.com/images/dievid.gif

(С) www.guildvsguild.com

Юр, извини, убрал теги, а то народ запарится открывать. Там аним гифы, они по мегу практически.

Это сообщение отредактировал Poul - 24.11.2004 - 19:35

MC Hammer по орковски 20.9 метров

Первая часть похода undead warrior&priest vs Alliance 140.8 метров

Вторая часть похода undead warrior&priest vs Alliance 178.8 метров

ЗЫ: Спасибо Паше, что выложил у себя, т.к. некоторым российский и буржуйский траффик идет по разным тарифам.

Что-то гифки такие мелкие, что нифига на них не видно, что-то движется, а что происходит именно - не понять. ;(

2Morose: Серег, а это так, иллюстрации к мувикам. Для понимания мувики качать надо.

Ну я данное не осилю никак...

2Antagonist:

Мувики в качестве довольно убогом, к сожалению, - на фулл скрин вообще лажово смотрятся, а в окне - не видно масштаба происходящих событий Но всё равно спасибо, очень интересно было посмотреть.

2Heaven's:
http://www.guildvsguild.com/nuke/modules/m...n=category&id=3 - там все эти мувики есть и еще немало.

http://files.guildvsguild.info/media/wow/t...for_azeroth.avi - суперское качество, но не менее суперский размер. При чем это вообще постановочный фильм =)

Вот несколько Топ 10 на http://wowvault.ign.com, которые меня рассмешили

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Top Ten Reasons Why Blizzard Decided That Dwarves Can No Longer Be Mages
11-12-2004


10) They always complained about looking fat in there dress. ~ Beiner2

9) It's actually a bug they couldn't fix, and just decicded to say they are doing intentionally. ~ nimuehib

8) Local Pubs implemented a "no magic fire" policy after several bar brawl mishaps involving dwarven mages. The decision for dwarves was rather simple. ~ Zenzin

7) Because a wand isn't meant to be used as walking stick. ~ Gwelin-Perc ~ Mr.Victory

6) Male dwarves kept polymorphing female dwarves to make them look better. ~ Beiner2

5) The Dwarves withdrew their support for the Mage class after Blizzard refused to put in a Conjure Ale spell. ~ OremLittleKing

4) Their version of create water, create mead, had an adverse effect on other party members. ~ Cao_Ren

3) Fire balls and drinking don't mix. ~ SplashD

2) Dwarves are too angry to have mana. ~ Punk-Mofo



And the Top Ten Reason we will never see the short folk casting fireballs?



1) They had a tendency to throw their wands at the enemy when they noticed there was no trigger. ~ Cao_Ren

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Top Ten Worst Item Names Imaginable!
07-15-2004


10) The Monica Lewinsky Robe of Protection ~VN_Broken

9) Sharp Pen of Speling ~Lyvani

8) Glittering Balloon Pants of Improved Mc Hammer Dancing (Orc Only) ~Setzer-alb

7) STD (Stone of the Damned) ~Malidor

6) Poop on a Stick ~Felya

5) The Martha Stewart tailoring patterns ~Ryo-the-Wildfire

4) Proctologist's Knife ~VainDT

3) The Icy Speculum of Viewing ~Scena

2) Greasy Gloves of Master-Baiting ~--PuDDing_PAntS-- (ed. For fishing obviously...)



And this week's Master Craftsman and Item Scribe is...



1) Lonely Farmer's Wand of Polymorph ~Snow_Shark

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Top Ten Messages On The Blizzard Answering Machine
08-05-2004


10)"Thank you for calling Blizzard, if you are calling to suggest nerfing mages press 1 , if you are calling to ask for a beta key press 2, if you are calling to ask when the hunter patch is / official release date .. please go to h$#% " ~Smeaver-da-Reaver

9) "Thank you for calling Blizzard Entertainment, please wait for our menu selection as our menu has recently changed. If you were looking to call an actual blizzard complete with snow, please press 1. If you were attempting to cast the root AoE spell Blizzard, please press 2. If you were looking for a developer to request a nerf, please hang up and dial 1-800-CRY-MORE, extension No0b. If you were looking for a WoW beta invite, please press your head into the nearest drywall while kissing you chances goodbye. To repeat these menu options, find a tape recorder and press record, then rewind, then press play." ~VN_Broken

8) "Thank you for calling Blizzard Entertainment. Please listen closely as our menu options have changed. If you are calling to inquire about beta testing, please hang up. If you are calling about our upcoming open beta, please hang up. If you are calling in reference to a release date, please hang up. If you are calling to ask about PVP mechanics, please hang up. Thanks again for calling Blizzard!" ~-Quaght-

7) You have reached the offices of Blizzard, creators of World of Warcraft. While you wait for an operator please note that EQ2 may be delayed, canceled or both. And operator will assist you shortly. ~raven722

6)You have reached Blizzard Entertainment, the makers of World of Warcraft. This call may be monitored for our own amusement." "Despite what your favorite gaming magazine has reported, World of Warcraft is not scheduled to be released August 2004. If you wish to vent your anger to the sound of white noise, please stay on the line...Thank You." ~Durienne_Darkmoore

5) Hello and welcome to Blizz...*phone tapping and fuzzy noises* Sony Online Entertainment. If you would like to know why Everquest 2 is the best thing since sliced bread, press 1. If you would like to register for the EQ2 beta, press 2. If you think World of Warcraft is better than EQ2, please go to h#$@.~nighthawk_alpha

4) (beep) Thank you for calling Myth... Blizzard. We are currently beta testing Dark A... World of Warcraft. Please leave your name, number and a short message and we will get back to you at the end of the beta period. Thank you for your interest in Dark Age of Camelot... DANGIT! (beep)~Viper583

3)Thank you for calling Blizzard Entertainment. If you'd like information on the development status of World of Warcraft, please press 1. If you'd like the status of any other game, please press 2. If you'd really like to get into World of Warcraft Beta, please press 3… (User press's 3): Thank you for your interest in World of Warcraft Beta. You have been placed in line to get signed up for World of Warcraft Beta phase 9,382. If you hang up, you will lose your place. Your estimated hold time is 1,051,200 minutes. Thank you for your interest! … 5 Minutes later: Thank you for holding for the World of Warcraft Beta, now in phase 3. Your current estimated hold time is 1,065,302 minutes. ~hellfire_of_mt

2) Welcome to Blizzard, if you are trying to leave a message please know that there is currently a bug with the answering machine, the team will be working around this bug full time just as soon as the hunter class is released. Thank you for contacting Blizzard. ~Eregar



And this week's Blizzard PR Wizard is...



1) "Thank you for calling Blizzard Entertainment. Today is Monday the 15th of February, in the year of 2007. We are proud to announce that World of Warcraft is only 2 months away..." ~Fayeborn

даунлоад ~7:30 мин

канал убер-толстый, скорость закачки не падала ниже 340 кб\с

Грифон-тандем.

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А вот такое проклятие на меня разок повесили.

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Я полеты вообще люблю.

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Ну и никак не мог я пройти мимо памятника Гоблину.

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Ну и я немного выложу
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Я и не знал, что овцы умеют плавать

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